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Letter to Santa 
12th-Dec-2005 08:14 am
in the shadows
It has come to my attention that December generally holds a significance of some sort or another dealing with a rather large man in a red suit invading homes and leaving...things...behind. In the spirit of this...well...let us just say that I spend far too much time surfing on the internet since I am nigh-constantly hooked into it.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole 10th_doctor's purse (30 points). Last month I helped policeboxblue across the street (6 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, vanishingbee (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4270 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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17th-Dec-2005 04:26 am (UTC)
"a kind and benevolent dictator" Pfft.

And only -4270 points? I thought Daleks were professionals!
17th-Dec-2005 01:08 pm (UTC)
Why do you not try the test and see how evil you are? I think I did well considering how depressed I am.
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