It has come to my attention that December generally holds a significance of some sort or another dealing with a rather large man in a red suit invading homes and leaving...things...behind. In the spirit of this...well...let us just say that I spend far too much time surfing on the internet since I am nigh-constantly hooked into it.
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole 10th_doctor's purse (30 points). Last month I helped policeboxblue across the street (6 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, vanishingbee (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4270 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!