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8th-Dec-2005 03:47 am (UTC)
Aren't you cute? Would you like to be a minion?

I recommend investing in a decent firewall and then thoroughly expunging your cache, by the way. Approximately 99% of the Internet is probably what's wrong with you.

Shit. That means it's found my Five fansite. Bugger bugger bugger.
9th-Dec-2005 01:15 pm (UTC)
Am I cute? People mostly run away from me when I try to make new friends. What would be involved in being a minion?

I had considered downloading an antivirus/antispyware program. Do you have any recommendations?

That was one of the more...interesting fansites I found (though anything marked 'Harry Potter' were absolutely some of the most terrifying things I have ever seen). Nice design, though; have you ever considered web design as a career?
10th-Dec-2005 09:23 am (UTC)
Well, you would do my bidding and also feed the goat.

As an evil genius, I ought to recommend some scaremongering bloated overpriced corporate piece of crap. However, Norton annoys the hell out of me so if I were you I'd just go with Avast, which is free and good, and lie about it.

I'd considered it but I'd have to work for evil corporations, what with the evil, and they have some sort of Shite Unusable Design policy.
10th-Dec-2005 01:20 pm (UTC)
Am I permitted to modify the goat? I think the goat would look good with a death ray attached to its horns.

I will take that under advisement once I stop downloading teh_emo!muzzak.

Pity. You have a talent for site design.
10th-Dec-2005 08:48 pm (UTC)
The goat is to be treated in strict accordance with RSPCA standards. The metallic goat, however, will give you her own thoughts on the subject.

Good to see you're using the Internet for copyright violation. That is right and proper for a minion.

11th-Dec-2005 01:13 pm (UTC)
That is acceptable.

Is there anything else involved in being a minion that I should be aware of? I can start up with downloading movies and television as well.
11th-Dec-2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
Well, normally i'd just be wanting unswerving loyalty and a basic knowledge of the care of velvet.
12th-Dec-2005 12:56 pm (UTC)
Loyalty is not an issue, though I will have to learn the process of caring for velvet.
18th-Dec-2005 03:15 am (UTC)
Well, you couldn't be much worse than my dry cleaners.

Google it maybe?
19th-Dec-2005 12:48 pm (UTC)
Googled and downloaded. Am relatively certain that caring for velvet at this point should be no issue.
19th-Dec-2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
That really is very impressive. Maybe you could make yourself a nice ruff, too?
20th-Dec-2005 12:53 pm (UTC)
Would velvet not clash with gold armour plating?
20th-Dec-2005 07:06 pm (UTC)
Not if you went with a nice chocolate brown maybe?
24th-Dec-2005 01:14 pm (UTC)
I suppose the colour combination would not be horrifically offensive to the eyes, but what about the textures?
4th-Jan-2006 11:09 pm (UTC)
I think with a classic patina like yours you can afford to be adventurous.
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