Why do I feel so attached to policeboxblue?

This is not natural for a Dalek, is it?

Perhaps I am more flawed than I could have ever imagined...

I would just like to make it clear that I am not a Christmas tree.

So to whomever decided it would be fun to cover my eyestalk and proceed to spray paint my casing bright green while decorating me as if I were such an object of festivities... I am not amused. Though I do like the ornaments on my plunger and whisk.

omgyay I found Emo! Emo has been playing in the radioactive waste again. He's building his own Lair of Evil in the basement.



If you see him...well...he's eaten all the soldiers that were nearby and may still be hungry.

He also seems to be insisting on being called the Giant Spider of DOOM now.

It has come to my attention that December generally holds a significance of some sort or another dealing with a rather large man in a red suit invading homes and leaving...things...behind. In the spirit of this...well...let us just say that I spend far too much time surfing on the internet since I am nigh-constantly hooked into it.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole 10th_doctor's purse (30 points). Last month I helped policeboxblue across the street (6 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, zanzou_chan (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4270 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, littlelostdalek

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I have found the ultimate emo song. Being connected directly to the internet is so useful.

Evanescence. Performing a cover. Of Linkin Park.

*downloads*


Emo is still MIA. I miss him. Though I wonder if the radioactive waste he was playing in before running away has affected him at all.

Emo is lost.

I do not know where he is.

Why do things like this always happen to me?

This is my pet spider Emo.





Isn't he so cute?

I believe I require a pet. For company. And amusement. Because I am so alone and wish to die if I have to be alone any longer.

What sort of pet should I acquire?

I have considered a Neopet, or perhaps another form of internet-based creature. They would be simple to look after, and it is unlikely that I will one day come upon them dead under the sink. Why do I have such horrible thoughts?

A kitten would also be fun. I can attach string to my plunger and race about the house underground bunker playing with it.

Taking quizzes helps me not want to kill myself keep the boredom at bay. This internet might be expansive...but there is hardly anything interesting out there to find. The porn is awful.

( the quizzes are here )

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:	Very High
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	High
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	High
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Very High
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	Very High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	Very High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	Very High
Dependent Personality Disorder:	Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	High
-- Take the Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Info --

I have too many errors to live.

Why am I like this? Why is there so much pain?

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24968499/

WHY. GOD. WHY.

I HATE THIS STUPID CAPSLOCK. HOW DO I DISENGAge it?

Oh.

Nevermind.

Just kill me now.

I HAVE ACQUIRED EL-JAY ICONS.

I NOW REQUIRE...FRIENDS. HOW DO I ACQUIRE FRIENDS?

I REQUIRE EL-JAY ICONS.